What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

You've all thought about what you'd do in a zombie apocalypse.

After watching Zombieland I thought long and hard about what I would do if the apocalypse actually happened.

Obviously, we all know it probably, maybe won't happen but it's always good to have a plan in place just in case you have a zombie wandering outside your house in the garden and all that. I like to think I'd be like Emma Stone in Zombieland being all cool, calm, collected and an absolute bad-ass but in reality, I'd probably be like Nick Frost in Shaun of the Dead falling over fences and shit.

What would you do in a zombie apocalypse? I would do this:

Assuming these zombies are typical can't climb, slow motherfuckers I would go to the school near my mum's house, it's a big comprehensive school with large gates and shit - science labs, sixth form common room, the whole shebang.

So first things first, I'd straight up go to the PC room and look up how to make an electric fence, how to make bombs, how to weld shit, literally, I'd research and print out everything before the internet goes down. I'd then make the fence electrical so if these zombies somehow evolved and could climb it, they wouldn't get very far. I'd make a suit of armour for the school vans and weld it on. I'd then drive up to the shop which is like 2 minutes up the road, grab a load of food, petrol and maybe some art supplies cause yanno, I might get bored lol. I'd get back, lock the place back up, put the shopping away lol and I'd get started on making my bombs and shit - gotta be prepared cause I ain't going down without a fight. After I concocted all my potions I'd check the news and internet - probably take some snapchat photos, some instagram photos, tweet a little and set a status cause lol 21st-century social media addict over here.

I'd probably just play some pool, cooks some food, do some writing and painting whilst I wait it out - I think I'd be pretty safe so I wouldn't have to worry too much about fighting the zombies and all. I'd probably venture out in my custom school van and grab my mum cause I know she wouldn't have a suitable plan to protect herself, my stepdad and brother so I'd get them along with Shane's family. I wouldn't have to go outside really cause we got the canteen and food, we got entertainment, we got science labs and scary chemicals, we have design and technology workshops, and the PC rooms - there's even a backup generator in case the electric goes cause all schools have one lol. Also, I'd probably spend the majority of the time reading through pupils confidential folders cause I'm nosy as fuck lol. It would then just be a waiting game until there was a cure or a long term solution to this god-forsaken mess

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